Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into a Sh*thole Kitchen Dish Towel

$ 10.00

There's nothing like a delightfully crass kitchen towel to greet your guests, as it proudly hangs off your oven. Maybe they'll get a clue, next time they get up to get a drink. You invite them over for a crockpot dinner and suddenly your kitchen is a disaster. What's that? You'd don't know where the sink or trash can is? That's a crock! They're the ones who use every single object possible and leave a gigantic path of destruction in their wake, usually for someone else to clean up. Guess who this funny dish towel is for?  Spilling over with colorful tea pot, coffee pot, tea cup, coffee cup, mixing bowl, sugar, spice, and just about everything that could slop over and make a mess. It's super-absorbent and made from 100% cotton and screen printed with water based inks. This thoughtful process makes sure it will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles! So it's also a super handy item to have hanging around in any kitchen.  1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Content: 100% unbleached cotton. Dimensions: 28"H x 21"W


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