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Coffee Makes Me Poop Unisex Crew Socks

$ 12.50

Every coffee drinker knows the truth that comes with these socks. There's nothing quite like sipping on a fresh cup 'o joe. Wakes you up, gets you movin' and groovin', until your tummy says 'woah!'. Everyone loves a solid morning routine, no matter where you start your day... you can guarantee you'll always end up conducting... essential business...  Brown (like coffee) with accents of cream and black. 

These super comfy, wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Made in the USA, Unisex socks  61% cotton, 36% polyester, 3% spandex.

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