Cosmic Cetacean Men's Crew Socks

$ 10.00

Let us establish some basic facts about space whales, Cosmic Cetaceans, if you will. If the universe is infinite, then they must exist. So while Space Whales are not something we can necessarily prove... but we believe in them anyway. Why? Cause they are undeniably cool, powerful, and adorable. We like to imagine them soaring across the galaxy, experiencing true freedom. Ah, to be a space whale. And maybe, just maybe, if you can get close enough to a space whale, you can climb aboard for a ride. If it's always been your dream to ride a space whale, don't worry, you're not alone. Even though it may not yet be possible, these Cosmic Cetacean Crew Socks will make you feel like anything is.

The threads are certified by OEKO-TEX® Standard 100, which means harmful chemicals are left out to keep your skin safe and happy. Contents: 55% Cotton, 43% Polyester, 2% Spandex. Approximately fits men's shoe size 7-13, women's shoe size 8.5-14.5.


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