F**k Off, I'm Reading Women's Crew Socks
Is there anything worse than getting to that pivotal scene in the novel, where everything is coming to a head, secrets are being exposed, identities revealed, only to be interrupted by some ignoramus who apparently doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. Avoid this interruption entirely by wearing these socks which send a very clear, very easy to understand message: F**ck off, I'm reading. Content: 50% combed cotton, 40% nylon, 2% spandex. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.